Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
literally the best post i have ever reblogged
Remember, remember, the fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot
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» Rob Delaney: I did a joke in a show the other night which included me saying “My...
I did a joke in a show the other night which included me saying “My two year old hates it when I try to clip his fingernails, so I just don’t do it anymore and now he has claws…” That was 4 seconds of a 10 minute set I did at a show in an independent movie theater in downtown LA.
Today I got a…
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- Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
- You: Why not?
- Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
- You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
- Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
- You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
- Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
- You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
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God fucking dammit. —Devil
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The Subway Is Back (Sorta)
As of tomorrow, mass rail transit is kinda returning to New York City!
The upshot, basically, is:
- You can get from the Bronx to Upper Manhattan, and Upper Manhattan to the Bronx.
- You can get from Queens to Upper Manhattan, and Upper Manhattan to Queens.
- You can kinda get around Queens and the Bronx
- You can get east to west in north and central Brooklyn, and
- from central Brooklyn to parts of South Brooklyn, and vice versa.
- If you want to go between Brooklyn and Manhattan you can take one of three shuttle busses, running from, respectively, Atlantic Center, Jay Street and Hewes St. and all going to 57th and Lexington Ave.
Here it is Line by line:
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YAAAAAAA
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» The Telecommuting Intern
For the summer, I’ll be operating exclusively from Wordpress and Twitter. Come find me on Wordpress by clicking on the link and reading all about the exploits I manage to have from the kitchen counter. Or follow my twitter at @teleintern (or @firstrisingsun).
Happy summer, tumblr!
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10 commandments of telecommuting
we live in an age like no other. connected by multiple networks, devices, and applications. studies show that telecommuting (working from home) is on the rise and leads to increased productivity while reducing stress levels. but let’s get real, there has to be some rules in place.
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I took the chance to revisit a few familiar sites tonight to find a couple old pieces still up - which got me feeling nostalgic. This year seems so long, but I feel like it went by way too quickly.
Enjoy the weather!
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» Just North of Something Important: Good lord, a mixed-race person who is president of the United States...
Good lord, a mixed-race person who is president of the United States just endorsed gay marriage several years after passing health care reform. Do you know how many of those things were inconceivable 5 years ago? You can be happy about this without having to be happy about everything else the man…
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